I'm Movin Outta This Hospidaje

No seriously, I really need to get a haircut soon
and shave too
sorry, fans of hair



Weirdest expressions
Crazy hair
on head, on face
smoke
jpeg corruption
Flashes, blinking
cringing watching

Well that was the worst, most poorly executed, piece of garbage idea ever

Should think things through better

Poll #808445 The Great Debate 1: Facial Hair
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

Should Tony Morse shave off his face until it is smoooooth?

How confident are you in your response to the above question?

*RADiO EDit*
Off was supposed to look like this: off
but apparently polls don't do that

[Tips for Swallowing Pills]

Not everyone can swallow a pill easily – it’s a strange experience to swallow something so large without chewing. But in today’s world, not all vitamins and medications have liquid or chewable options. Here are some great ways to learn how to swallow pills that you can use over and over again:

Use foods. Practice swallowing mini candies or small bites of food without chewing them first to simulate pill-taking.

Get assistance from drinks. Cold, carbonated beverages like soda, sparkling water, and seltzer can help get a pill down. The bubbles and cold will distract your mouth and throat from feeling the pill go down.

Have a technique. Take deep breaths before taking a pill and try to stay calm – this will lessen your gag reflex. If you put the pill on the tip of your tongue, take a drink of water and tip your head back to let the pill slide down. If you put the pill on the back of your tongue, take a drink of water and tip your chin in towards your chest. These are the easiest ways to assist a pill going down your throat.

Smiled and said yes I think we've met before
In that instant it started to pour

If every simple song I wrote to you would take your breath away, I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all


the offending lines are bolded.
I can't explain why the first one rubs me the wrong way as much as it does, but it does. It just bugs me.
The second one is easier to explain. Whenever people screw up sentences like that just to make them rhyme and it sounds crappy and unnatural, I've always hated that. It's that garbage that gives rhyming poetry a bad name among some

Tony Morse and the Three Bears.
by Aimee Poulin.

One day Tony Morse wandered into a house that was inhabited by three bears: the mama bear, the papa bear, and the baby bear. When they went out for their walk Tony stumbled in and saw a table with three bowls of porridge. He sat down at the first one but it was too cold. But he ate it anyway and just felt sorry for himself. Then he saw three chairs of three sizes, and three beds of three sizes, but he just layed down and fell asleep on the floor. The end.



OK, now the analytical essay

When people have more than one of my accounts listed under Friends and therefore get 5 entries in a row. Lucky!

There once lived a man in a modest hut. Every day he'd take a small pebble and place it in his yard. Over time, a path began to form, a path the old man took a great deal of pride in. He could pick up any one of these pebbles and recall the exact day he put it there and all the things about himself at that time. The pebbles were like a map of his memory and were the only way he could ever summon any of this information.
He considered this his life's work.
Then one day some asshole saw this raw but elegant path and drove through it with a bulldozer, pocketing a handful of the pebbles to chuck at people later on because that's just the kind of person this guy is.

The moral: people are assholes who will crush you for fun so really you can't trust any of them because that's just how they are apparently. So build a big electric fence and buy a shotgun or something because some day some asshole in a bulldozer is going to come along and make you pay for ever actully caring about anything.

Reasons why I am Tony Morse

1. My father's name was Michael Anthony Morse.
2. My mother's name was Sherry Anthony Morse.
3. Everyone calls me Tony Morse.

Here is a picture I drew in MS paint.




here is the word of the day the word is Stephanie.

here is an open letter:

Dear Stephanie,
please stop not answering my calls and emails. It's making me sobber. Where are you? I call you like six times a day I like you a lot more than any other girl I know since my mom. I am lost and I have pinkeye withut you/.
love, Anthonie

Deeper Than Deep, Your Throat



I hate that I have to host this as jpeg. It really corrupts the quality and man I spent some time making that look flawlessly authentic.

I like alt text!

and if you didn't know that before now then man you aren't very observant are you?

Brian Oches routinely watches ESPN
Tony Morse watches cartoons

Brian Oches listens to kickass guitar riffs of a high enough caliber to melt your fucking face off
Tony Morse listens to gay guys whine-sing about other gay guys while wearing make up and shit

Brian Oches listens to Local H
Tony Morse does not but isn't alone since no one except Brian Oches has ever even heard of this band

Brian Oches prefers dumb, short, asian chicks so that he can feel superior to them. Brian Oches is a white supremacist.
Tony Morse will not only eyefuck anything that walks, but he doesn’t even understand the concept of ethnicicity.

Brian Oches knows about the Niels Bohr atomic model as well as the refinements made to it over the years
Tony Morse still thinks everything is made of really tiny plum pudding

Brian Oches once drew a picture
Tony Morse is still laughing at it

Brian Oches is turned on by mathematics, a quirk which allows him to multitask. He can masturbate and do his homework at the same time, which not only doesn't detract from either task, but adds to both.
Tony morse was once forced to choose between the two. He hasn't done homework since the 7th grade.

Reportedly, Brian Oches's pubes aren't red.

Brian Oches has a brother
Tony Morse has like 5 sisters

Brian Oches likes really short chicks while tall ones freak him out
Tony Morse is pretty much exactly the opposite of that

Brian Oches was the Valedictorian of his high school class
Tony Morse was ranked number 159 in that same class

Brian Oches attends Columbia Unversity in New York
Tony Morse goes to the University of Maine and has never even been to New York

Brian Oches can turn milk into ice cream simply by using a mathematical equation
Tony Morse can't make instant oatmeal

Brian Oches knows a lot about sports
Tony Morse knows a lot about... ?

Brian Oches has never told a lie
Tony Morse has never told the truth

As far as I know, Brian Oches has never fucked a homeless man.